Here are the rules to fucking around with me/being my boyfriend:
1. Don’t treat me like we’re together if your true intentions are to not be more than just a friend to fuck.
2. If you want to be with me, tell me.
3. Make me a priority. Laundry, friends, shit like that comes after. If I’m feeding your hungry ass and fucking you I deserve to be on top of the list, especially if I put you as a top priority.
4. Don’t play with my feelings.
5. If I need a ride somewhere, give me it as I would do the same for you immediately. That doesn’t mean drop something important like work, visiting family, or are already intoxicated. It means if you aren’t doing anything big, be my man and help the person you care about.
6. Don’t choose another female over me unless she’s your family.
7. Don’t be shady.
8. Be there for me, always.
9. Treat me with respect.
10. Be honest with me, always.
11. Don’t be a fucking flip flop. Stick to what you want and be straight up.
12. Don’t ever ditch me.
Any of these that are violated, you’re on my watch list. I’m a loyal person, and a down ass lady. I will come home from an 8 hour job, cook you a bomb ass dinner, and always think of you first before anyone. If you have me, feel lucky, because there aren’t very many woman like me out there, and those that are around have men that wised up and recognized what they have and won’t let them go and will always fight for them. So you have two choices, you can either be the man you say you are, show me that you actually care for me, and or just be straight up, or you can just cut ties and leave me the fuck alone. Your choice.